on dead dogs and the impending scorpion apocalypse

  Disclaimer: In case the title didn’t tip you off, you may find some of the following to be slightly unpleasant. Or a lot unpleasant.      Ok? Ok. Let’s do this. I love Chinese food. Odds are, so do you. According to Time Magazine, there’s more Chinese places in America than “all the McDonald’s, KFCs, Pizza Huts, Taco […]